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No, seriously, I am Emo McEmoface and this post is 100% whinge.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you.  >_>

You guys, I’ve been working on Tooth and Claw since January.  It’s sitting at 6400 words (down from 8000ish;  I chopped a couple of scenes out for rewriting and haven’t done said rewriting yet).  It’s still not done.  In fact, it is nowhere near done.  It’s not even a complete rough draft.  It’s like the story that refuses to be finished and I just can’t find that spark I thought I had before.  The basic elements of the story are there, it’s just…I can’t finish the thing.  It’s like the story itself doesn’t want to be finished.

And it’s like this every time I write.  I know I’m no great writer.  I’m average at best, with the occasional oh-this-was-actually-really-good moment.  I don’t have any innate sense of how to write a story.  I am not gifted.  I am not talented.  I fight for every word I write.  “Blood, sweat, and tears”?  Oh yes, in the most literal sense.  I don’t expect writing to be easy, nothing worth doing is ever easy, but for months now it’s been all struggle and agony with nothing to balance it out, not even the simple accomplishment of just finishing a story.  I don’t even know why I bother.  Just…why?

What the hell do you do when the fire fades and you find yourself losing your grasp on a story you’ve come to care about so deeply?  This is only a fanfic, it’ll never be anything special, but I want to finish it – hell, at this point just finishing the bloody rough draft would be a major moral victory.  I can’t just let it die, but what can I do?  Am I doomed to go through this with every story I write?

I don’t know.  I just don’t know.

/frustrated face.

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First, y’all, this is perhaps the most amazing thing I’ve seen in four years of playing WoW:  Shandris Feathermoon gets kited to Orgrimmar.  Watch what her Prayer of the Moon Goddess does in the city as more people gather.  XD

Link because the embed code refuses to play nice:  Dark Pact kites Shandris Feathermoon to Orgrimmar

Second, I am not dead, though if you follow me on Twitter you already know that.  :P   Of course, if you follow me there, you’ve also been subjected to heard me rattling on about something called “Tooth and Claw.”  It started as a short story about how Ambriss, my worgen, got bitten, since it varies slightly from the starting zone storyline (she was bitten early in the evacuation, when she poked a worgen with a stick to keep it from attacking her mother – yeah, that ended well).  It’s grown into a 6600-word, 18-page, 4-part monstrosity that still has incomplete scenes and currently includes her father getting bitten and nearly killed, Amy regaining her sanity and tracking her parents down in Duskhaven, and Amy and Eain having that talk.  Why is there a that talk, you ask?  Because Eain has been concealing his curse status for several months now and Amy is swimming in denial about him being a worgen – not because she has a problem with him being one (I mean, heck, she’s one herself!) but because she was the one who bit him.  :3  Oh, the explanations she’s come up with for why he smells like a worgen…

Yeah, they’re giving poor Andreia a lot of grey hairs.  That poor woman.  And yes, I am working on profiles for all three of them, in addition to Tooth and Claw.  I am a busy bee.

I have also been knitting hats, many hats, and there was a fire in my office building last week, but these things are neither here nor there.

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It’s Tuesday, and servers are down.  When they come up, Azeroth as we know it will end.

I wanted to post something witty and insightful.  I wanted to post about the friends I’ve made, the silly things I’ve done, and the fun I’ve had in the old world.  The death runs from Darnassus to Stormwind.  My inability to run in a straight line when I first started playing.  Logging in for the first time ever.  The time I jumped off Stormwind Harbor to get my rogue her Going Down achievement and hit the ground with only one hp to spare.

Then, last night, I took the boat from Auberdine to Stormwind, and it hit me.  I am never going to take that boat again, because a dragon is going to bust up my world.  And then, being the sentimental sap I am, I proceeded to wibble extensively.  (No, I did not cry.  But I wibbled.  Extensively.)

So I’m just going to leave this here.  It’s Shizukera and Taldarion waiting for the boat at Menethil Harbor, and it’s one of my favorite screenshots, for so many reasons.  *blows Tal a kiss irl*

Shizubound:  Menethil at Sunset

Goodbye, old Azeroth.  See you on the other side.

/salute

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Have you ever met a raid or instance boss that made you so sad, you just wanted to hug them?

I have.  I’ve met quite a few of them.  Like … a lot of them.  So I decided to make a list, because that is how I roll.

You can has Top 5:

5.  Patchwerk (Naxxramas)

Yes, I know he’s an undead, patched-together abomination who hits very hard and very fast and, you know, basically just tries to kill you because that’s what Kel’Thuzad told him to do.  But how can you not want to hug a guy who says things like “Patchwerk want to play~!” on aggro?  Really, he’s just a big ol’ undead teddy bear who has the misfortune of belonging to an evil lich with a thing for cats.

He was our raid quest this week.  We killed him, and then I hugged him.

4.  Illidan Stormrage (Black Temple)

Okay, so the guy’s gone around the twist and now is the variety of insane that requires killing.  That doesn’t mean he doesn’t need a hug.  After all, if he’d had more hugs as a child and hadn’t spent his lifetime playing second fiddle to his brother, he might not have gone around the twist.  Also, I’m a fangirl.

3.  Alexandros Mograine (Naxxramas, level 60).

I’ll be honest, I never got to see this guy when he was actually a raid boss, because I was still a lowbie when BC hit and I never made it to Naxx before Wrath (sadface).  But if you’ve read the Ashbringer comics, you know why I feel that this guy needs a hug.  For that matter, so does his son.  Darion, that is.  Well, I suppose Renault needs hugs too, but Renault also did a lot of things that made me want to punch him in the teeth.

By the way, if you ever meet someone with a Corrupted Ashbringer, you need, NEED to get them to take you to Scarlet Monastery to see the event there.  It’s very cool.

2.  Keristrasza (The Nexus)

Captured by Malygos after she killed his consort, horrifically abused, and finally driven to insanity … hers is a fairly tragic story, which ends with the player having to kill her in the Nexus.  The first time I killed her, all I could do was sit there and went ;_; at the screen.

Actually, I think I was the one needing a hug after that.  =(

1.  Sir Zeliek (Naxxramas)

If you hang out in Wintergarde Keep for a bit, you’ll hear Commander Eligor Dawnbringer describe Zeliek as “a paladin in life, so strong in his faith, that even in undeath, the power of the light still heeds his call, smiting his foes in battle.”  The catch is, while his body is forced to do Kel’Thuzad’s bidding, he didn’t turn evil or lose his sanity when he was Scourgified.  He still has control of his mind – meaning he’s fully aware of what he’s being forced to do but unable to stop it.  And he doesn’t like it at all.

The game doesn’t tell us anything else about Zeliek.  We don’t know how he died or how the Scourge managed to get him in their grip.  All we know is that his current existence is very, very rough (and, given what the Light tends to do to undead, probably very painful too).

Go to Naxx.  Give Zeliek a hug.

And that, my friends, is your random Shizu-post for the day!  *ta-da*

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This is all I have to say about the sparklepony:

Respect.  He demands it.

P.S.  My April 1st post was indeed an April Fools joke.  I heart y’all.  <3

I would also like to add that my spacebar is sticking, because I may or may not have found a way to accidentally spill a drop or two of Hershey’s chocolate syrup in it.  *scrubs*

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Yeah, yeah.  I know this is supposed to be an RP blog, but sometimes I get all opinionated about stuff that isn’t RP-related.

Like … raiding with a beast mastery spec.

And not having a marksmanship or survival spec.

*waits for the boos and hisses to die down*

I know that BM is in bad shape.  I’ve been BM since level 10.  I leveled as BM, I raided as BM through all of BC, when it actually happened to be ~the~ spec for raiding.  I raided as BM in early Wrath, when Sartharion was hard and Ulduar was just a gleam in the developers’ eyes.  I stayed with the spec even after the great nerf of ’08, even though I suspected it was going to hurt and that, depending on my numbers, I might have to respec.

And then came my raiding guild’s first Sarth25-3D kill.

I’m just going to say this:  I was behind everyone in my guild in both gear and Wrath raiding experience, because it took me almost a month longer to hit 80 than it did the rest of them (I am a terrible solo leveler).  The night we got the kill, I was subbed in because one of the other hunters DC’d and couldn’t get back in.  It just so happened that a) that was the night we got our guild’s first Sarth25-3D kill and b) I happened to actually be alive at the end of the fight.  I was immensely proud, as I had a longstanding issue where I was always dead on first kills.  So I was all “SLDJKSDLKFJS HUZZAH!  XD”

And then I looked at the logs and saw that I had done a whopping 1500 dps, which put me below not only the tank, but at least one hunter healer as well.

I was horrified.  At that time, I was doing well over 3k dps on Patchwerk, which wasn’t too shabby considering my gear and the absence of anything over iLvl … 213, wasn’t it?  And that was with me still in a mostly Sunwell/BT/Hyjal epics.  So seeing those numbers on Sartharion, even knowing that a high-mobility, pet-destroying fight was going to kill my dps, was utterly devastating – yes, as silly as it is, I was in tears for two days.  What I saw as my own inability to perform, in addition to the fact that I couldn’t keep up the schedule anymore and I couldn’t tolerate having both my arachnophobia and my necrophobia triggered repeatedly on a regular basis, is what finally led me to quit progression raiding and transfer to Earthen Ring.

So why did I stay with the spec?

Well … I enjoy the spec.  I’ve been BM since level 10.  It’s been my spec for three years.  I don’t consider it the “easy” spec, but I will say that it’s become like that awesome pair of shoes that’s broken in just right:  it just feels good.  I love it!  I love it enough that I decided to stick with it in the Netherbane’s raids for two reasons:  to see whether the developers would see that they nerfed us too harshly (which, lo and behold, they did!), and to see what I could do with a spec that was considered bad.  (Sunwell raider, remember?  BM was beast in my day.)

I had to relearn the spec I’ve played and loved for 3 years from scratch, largely on my own due to the lack of resources currently available for BM hunters, and the immediate results of my ‘see what I can do’ efforts were … well, not good at first.  :P   I outdps’d my guildies on ER largely because I had raid gear and they did not.  Then they caught up and I lagged behind.  Then I got angry – not because they were beating me, but because I like to try to kick my own butt on the meters and I knew I could do better than I was – so I made more changes to my spec, my pet’s spec, and my rotation, and you know what?  I caught up.  I figured out how to squeeze out as much dps as I could from my spec, then Blizz finally started to give back some of what the big nerf had taken away, and now?  I’m in T9, consistently matching – and often overcoming – equally geared, solidly skilled survival hunters.

For reference, my guild started raiding very late in the game, but we cleared Naxx and Sarth+0, we’ve done parts of Ulduar including a couple of annoying hardmodes (T9 geared), and we got our first normal-mode ToC-10 clear last Tuesday.  This week we took our first steps into ICC, where we two-shot Marrowgar, then got some really good attempts in on Lady Deathwhisper before a bad add spawn ate us for dinner.

And that’s not bad for an RP guild that raids once a week with really weird compositions.  ;)

So what’s my point here?

Well, part of it is to /flex.  Not gonna lie.  ^^;  You see, I don’t consider myself an exceptional player by any means – somewhat above average, perhaps, as I should be at 3 years and with my experience, but not not world-class or even exceptional – but I managed to take my little-spec-that-couldn’t and managed to pull out some pretty respectable numbers from it.  Yes, I am proud of that.  If my raid leader asked me to respec – and now that we’re in ICC, I would understand if he asked me to – I would absolutely do it.  If I went to a dedicated progression raiding guild working on hardmodes, I’d do it.  But the fact that I’ve been able to do competitive dps with a gimp spec makes me feel surprisingly good.

And finding out that it’s actually normal for BM to be even with survival at least, that I’m not just doing well because the other hunters aren’t skilled, took a huge worry off my shoulders.  I rock.  The other hunters in my guild rock.  And that makes Shizu’s heart smile.  =)

The other point is this:  No one has the right to force any particular spec or playstyle on you.  If you’re in a guild competing for world or region or even server firsts, then yes, you’d better be prepared to switch to the top-performing spec.  It comes with the territory.  (Seriously, I know I’d get “GTFO”‘d if I tried to app to a high-end guild with my current spec.)  If you’re in a guild working on hardmodes, you’re not geared past it, and you need every bit of dps, you should be prepared to switch.  But if you’re in a casual guild, you’re progressing, your raid leader is satisfied with your performance, and you know you’re giving it your all and doing your job to the best of your ability and – most important of all – your raid is killing stuff?  Then yes, the spec is perfectly fine.

So.  Am I doing the absolute highest dps a hunter could do?  No.  Am I doing the best dps a BM hunter could do?  There are things I need to tweak in my current rotation, but given my gear, I believe I’m pretty darn close.  Is my raid leader happy with my performance?  He seems to be, and I’m pretty sure he’d let me know if I was sucking.  Is stuff dying?  Oh yes.

And for where I am, that’s good enough for me.

<3

Tirion sez: I AM VERY LARGE

Tirion sez: I AM VERY LARGE

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*NOTE:  When reading this article, please keep the following in mind:  I have played a hunter for 3 years, at various levels in the casual/hardcore scale.  I have a tank alt who gets regular use, although I would not consider myself an expert by far.  I will address this issue mainly from the DPS/tank perspective as my healer is only 60 and I have no instance experience on him yet.  I’m also grumpier than usual due to the fact that the DC blizzard has kept me snowed in for 6 days now.  Snowpocalypse lol.  WTB [Sunshine], pst.

Guys, I have to say this.  I can’t keep quiet anymore.  I bite my tongue when it comes up in the WoW LJ communities (well, mostly).  I stayed mostly quiet through the “tanks and healers should get the biggest rewards” fiasco.  When I hear “DPS is a dime a dozen” “DPS is expendable” “LOL your queue time is long, have fun with that!” I just make a :-| face and think about kittens and my ability to hit 4k+ dps in heroics as the gimp hunter spec in triumph emblem gear without pulling aggro and that lifts my spirits.

Usually.

But now, my friends, I have annoyance.  You see, I read today’s guest post on WoW.com and my teeth began to grind.  Why?  Well, there are several reasons.

First of all, DPS aren’t expendable!  We aren’t a dime a dozen!  People who play DPS are all over the place, sure.  DPS classes are everywhere.  That’s why our queue is so long, ‘cuz there are so many of us!  But GOOD DPS, who control aggro and take a hit for the healer when they need to and still pull numbers that would make an IRS accountant stand up and go “Holy crap, that’s a lot of zeroes!” – they’re a little harder to come by, and they’re as valuable to a successful team as the harder-to-find tanks and healers.  With that said, it’s from that perspective – the perspective of a good, experienced, considerate DPS player – that I’m writing this article.

THE MAIN STUFF:

Please don’t misunderstand me – it’s not that it’s a bad article, and I’m not attempting to belittle what tanks and healers do.  I have a tanking alt, so I have some idea of how hard that role, at least, can be (my healer still needs leveling, sadly).  The article also contains a lot of excellent advice for any pugger, which is why you should all go read it!  But it also makes several assertions that make me frown a little.

“This [aggro] becomes challenging when the tank you’re with is relative newbie in the grand scheme of things. Maybe they’ve just recently hit 80, or raiding 10-man Naxx is the highest they’d ever like to go. Either way, if you’re pulling aggro, it’s not the tank’s failing. It’s yours. (Yes, even if the tank happens to be a Death Knight.)”

If you, the DPSer, are being an idiot, going balls-to-the-wall when you outgear the tank by like 1000 gearscore points, or when you can SEE that he’s in Naxx gear and you’re in T9/T10?  Well, yes, that is absolutely you being an inconsiderate derfwad, and if you’re being an inconsiderate derfwad you can’t complain when you end up watching the fight from your cozy spot on the floor. Check the tank’s gear at the start of the instance and adjust accordingly if you outgear him.

But if you’re ramping down your dps, using your aggro dumps every cooldown, and you’re still pulling aggro?  That’s not all the DPS, that is a shared issue.  There’s only so much a still-learning tank can do when the DPS is all WOO-HOO BIG SHINY NUMBERS!  Likewise, there’s only so much we can do to compensate for a new, inexperienced, or undergeared  tank.  The tank bears responsibility for going in a bit over their head, just as an inconsiderate DPSer bears responsibility when they don’t do what they need to do to make the tank’s job easier.  Please don’t tell me it’s my fault for pulling aggro when I’ve done everything I can possibly do to de-aggro (and keep in mind, feign can be resisted and Shadowmeld doesn’t always work).

And if you’re equally geared, and your autoshot pulls aggro even after you’ve just done your MD/FD/Shadowmeld aggro drop trifecta?  I’ve had this happen to me, and I can honestly say that it’s not my fault.

Moral of the story:  Yes, DPS can be silly about numbers.  We like big numbers.  That’s how we keep our raid spots!  But every now and then tanks do lose aggro, and it isn’t always our fault.

Odds are, three out of five, actually, it’s DPS exhibiting bad behavior the majority of the time it occurs. Remember, you probably spent anywhere from 12 to 40 minutes during peak times waiting to even set foot in the dungeon. You certainly don’t have to be a saint, but it’s definitely in your best interests to behave yourself.

If real life followed pure statistics 100% of the time, sure.  And yes, I do realize that most of the player base is DPS, which increases the likelihood of running into a bad or asshattish DPS.  But we are far from having the monopoly on rudeness.  I can think of several tanks I’ve run with over the course of my 3-year WoW career, from my lowbie days in vanilla to my first heroics in BC to the ICC heroics, who were so stupendously unpleasant that they had me near tears, terrified that I’d make a mistake and get ripped a new one for it.  I’ve met obnoxious DPS too, but somehow it’s more horrifying when the tank is the one being a turd.

It’s even worse when your crime is simply being inexperienced, or just doing what humans sometimes do and making a mistake.

Tanks and healers, please, PLEASE treat the rest of your team well.  We DPS players are doing what we can to make your experience smooth and pleasant;  please respect our time and effort and do the same for us.

“People typically appreciate constructive criticism, but offer to provide it first — in private. Bring some etiquette to the fight along with your buff food. Your temporary team will greatly appreciate it; even if they don’t say so.”

This is good, solid advice, but it applies to the whole team, not just DPS.  Again, why are we emphasizing the DPSers’ need to be polite and non-trollish?  As I said before, it feels just as bad to be reamed by a tank (or a healer, for that matter) as it does by a DPS.

So, if you see me, your friendly neighborhood beast mastery hunter, doing something stupid?  Tell me so I can fix it.  All I ask is that you not be an ass when you point it out.  Just say something like, “Hey, Shiz, I’m having some trouble here, could you do/stop doing (insert thing here)?”  I don’t mind being told I’m doing something wrong;  as a writer, as someone who is learning to draw, I’m used to criticism.  What I do mind is being yelled at and made to feel like an idiot for making a simple mistake (because yes, I am painfully aware that even with my Twilight Vanquisher title, I still suck at Heigan’s dance of death).

Respect your tank.  Respect your healer.  Respect your DPS.  We’re all in this together, yes?  Be kind to your group members, regardless of their role.  Who knows, you might run into them in LFG again.  Would you rather be remembered as a good person who was encouraging and a pleasure to work with, or as a raging loon who had your group wanting to reach through the internuts to throttle you for the entire run?

Situational awareness. Say it with us now — situational awareness.”

Again, this goes for everyone.  I’ve seen tanks, healers, and DPS alike die to void zones, lava walls, blizzards, flamestrikes, and other Bad Stuff.  Just as DPS don’t have the monopoly on rudeness, we also don’t have the monopoly on tunnel vision, escaping one just to have another spawn under us (I hated Illidari Council – the Super Bowl of Not Standing in Stuff  – and Sarth+3 for that crap, btw), or just getting overwhelmed by the information on our screens and missing something (i.e., noobing it up).  I would even venture to say that situational awareness is even more important for the tanks and healers than it is for the DPS – enrage timers aside, you can win a fight with a DPS down, or one or two, or a handful, if you’re in a raid.  If you lose the tank or healer?  Unless the gods of the WoW universe happen to smile upon you and grant you a miracle, your group is most assuredly toast.

Consider holding off on sharding those old tier pieces. Rocking those instead of your shiny new duds will help make the experience a much more enjoyable one for all. This also has the added benefit of keeping these ‘old’ encounters interesting, and further allows you to perfect the strategy of your class. Already sharded your old stuff? Roll greed on suitable lower-level replacements. Having a quality lower level set does a DPS good, and the in-game equipment manager makes it a breeze.”

I can see the point here, but I have mixed feelings.  I’m a hunter, y’all.  At no point in my WoW career have I ever had to keep a second set of gear.  Even when I was raiding Sunwell and shooting sharp pointy sticks at Kil’jaeden with one of the top 10 guilds on my server, I never needed or even considered building a second set.  Why?  Because I knew how to control my aggro.  Sure, I’d remove bits if I was running with much lower-geared friends – I’ve been known to remove my pants for friends who have new, undergeared tanks – but in a heroic or raid?  It’s not going to happen, not because I’m a jerk who wants to make it harder for the tanks and healers, but because I just don’t have the stuff.

Plus, a GOOD DPSer shouldn’t need to downgrade anyway.  Half the fun of playing a pure DPS class is seeing how high your numbers can go before aggro is an issue, and please trust me when I say this:  We are in heroic/raid gear.  We have been doing this for a while.  We know how to do this.

Tanks, healers, we put our lives in your hands.  We trust you.  Please trust us too.  I do realize and acknowledge that at this point in the game, many of us are so used to running with ubergeared guildies that we don’t realize we’re making your job hard. If we’re going at it too hard and you need us to back off, ask us! But if we’re doing our job and not pulling aggro, please trust us as we trust you.

“Take the time to learn what stats you should stack, why, and how they benefit you. Completely understand the mechanics of every single spell in your spellbook. Once you have this knowledge, you’ll be able to effectively apply it.”

Again, that applies to tanks and healers just as it applies to us.  Intellect doesn’t help a warrior.  Defense doesn’t help a tree.  MP5 doesn’t help … okay, I’ll admit it, my healer is only 60 and I am not sure who MP5 doesn’t help.  :P   The point is, there are horror stories involving pretty much every class and role rolling on gear that is COMPLETELY wrong and bad for them.  As I’ve already stated, DPS does not have the monopoly on this.  We simply have the most visibility because we make up the biggest part of any party or raid.

IN SUMMARY:

Yes, there are bad DPS out there.  I’ve run with the ones who made me cry because they couldn’t break 1k dps and were wearing gear that was totally wrong for their class and spec.  I’ve met a few rude ones.  But it’s not just DPS that do this – we simply have greater visibility when we mess up or when we’re arrogant arsehelms because there are so many more of us than there are tanks and healers.  But you know what?  It’s a group.  It’s going to take all 5/10/25 of us working together to get through the stuff those crazy Blizz developers throw at us.  So instead of singling out one role for yet another lesson on manners, please respect each other.  Treat your group the way you want them to treat you.

tl;dr:

Don’t be a dickwad.

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Yeah, yeah, I know I’m late.  Story of my life.  :P

Anyway, here are the things I want to do in the new year, in no particular order, both in WoW and in real life:

~  Update this thing weekly, with either art or writing or some sort of blathering.  You wouldn’t think that would be difficult, but apparently it is.  Durp durp.

~  Write more.

~  Draw more.  Maybe learn to draw well enough to outgrow my Intuos and upgrade to a Cintiq?  Maybe even try my hand at comics if I get to the point where I can draw a single piece in less than three weeks’ time, because it’d be a fun way to convey the stories in my head the way I see them.  Which reminds me, here’s my most recent shot of Shizu – ignore the minty green background;  I got tired of the blinding white back there, and also lol at only getting her kilt detail done in like two hours.  Speed comes with practice, right??

~  Be less of a chickenwuss about tanking.  I’m not great at it, but I’m not terrible either;  I just need more practice.

~  Finish leveling my tree druid.  I bet I could level him through LFG now, but that’s scary territory for a role I don’t know.

~  Exercise more, snack less (or snack healthier), drink less soda, etc.  All the standard stuff.

~  Be more outgoing.  Figure out how to become someone people want to know.  I get very annoyed with my constant anonymity and the issues that come with it.  I’m sick of sitting in the background.  I want to be noticed, dammit!

~  Be less of a chickenwuss in general.

~  Stop being my own worst enemy.  I’m horribly critical of myself and I think I scare myself away from trying new things, or even doing old things, because I’m so convinced that I’m full of fail and suck.  I need to stop this, although admittedly it may require the assistance of a therapist or something.

~  Take the JLPT test?  I know most of the level 4 kanji, and learning the kanji is half the battle when you’re learning Japanese, so I could probably take it and do well with another course or two under my belt.

~  Take an art class or two.  Figure drawing would be awesome, but I may need a little more basic stuff before I tackle that.

Long list is long.  I’d better get to work!

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Jousting can be really frickin’ annoying.  I’m not gonna lie.  Oh, it gets fun when you get the hang of it, but for the *omitted* weeks it took me to learn it, I know I found it to be a HUGE pain in the butt.  I used to lie in bed at night, staring at the ceiling, absentmindedly petting my cat so she wouldn’t poke me, and ask, “WTF, Tirion?  WTF, Blizzard?  What were you on when you came up with this idea, and can I have some?”

Okay, so it didn’t really keep me up at night.  But it did make me not want to do the dailies, and that is sad, because those dailies are a nice source of gold, reputation, and achievement points.  And heirlooms.  And pets.  And mounts.  And hippogryphs.  And titles.  Plus, I get really annoyed when there’s something I can’t do in game, unless it’s pvp, which I gave up on sometime near the end of BC.  So eventually, I took a deep breath, grabbed my lance, and figured out how to poke people into submission while riding a horse.

This is how Shizu jousts.

First, shields up!  Put all three layers up, make sure your mount is fully healed, and then talk to your opponent.  When the opponent runs away, hit them with a shield breaker as soon as they’re at range (yes, shield breaker range is shorter than charge range), then immediately follow them and get them back into melee range so they can’t charge you.  Continue to spam thrust on them until they turn and run.  Shield breaker as they’re running from you, run in immediately after you hit shield breaker, don’t get charged.  Charge is bad, y’all.

If this sounds like a lot of thrust/shield breaker kiting – it is!  It’s a little slow, I won’t lie, but as long as you keep your shields up and don’t let the guy charge you, you’ll totally win.  Then you can heal your mount, reapply your shields, and go for the next guy.

“But Shizu,” you might say, “there’s this shiny ‘Charge’ button!  And it does a lot of damage!  It’s obviously an I WIN button.  Shouldn’t I be using that?”

The answer, for a newbie jouster, is not yet.  Why?  Because if you’re like me – that is to say, not terribly great at vehicle combat, can’t quite remember which of those weird buttons is which skill, and have the reflexes of a snail until you’ve really learned an encounter – you’re going to have to look down and hunt for that button, and they’ll charge you and be poking you with their lance before you can find said button and hit it.

However, when you’ve gotten the hang of it and can beat the valiants/champions consistently with thrust/shield breaker kiting, then you can start experimenting with charge.  All you have to do is strafe to the side a bit as the run off to give yourself that little bit of room, then hit that charge button.  Bam!  Off goes a layer of their shields.  Do keep in mind that this works best if you’ve got them down to one layer – or, better yet, their shields are totally off.  At full shields, you’ll only do about 800 damage, which isn’t much payoff for all that fancy fingerwork.  Also, keep in mind that they’re likely to charge you at the same time that you’re charging them, because they like the shiny charge damage too.  Use the thrust/shield breaker kiting until you’ve got them to one or two layers, then you can start thinking about charge.

So, in summary:

1.  Shields up

2.  Shield breaker as they trot out to the field

3.  Run in and force a little thrust battle

4.  Keep shields up

5.  They run off in hopes of charging you

6.  Shield breaker

7.  Rinse and repeat

8.  Win!

Believe me, you will rock the jousting once you’ve championed all five of your cities.  Plus, there’s a whole new set of dailies that opens up when you hit exalted with the Silver Covenant, and still more open up when you earn Crusader.  They’re more condensed and a lot less annoying than the Valiant quests, which you will be utterly sick of by the time you’ve championed all five cities.

Happy jousting!

*A full listing of the Argent Tournament quests can be found here.

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(Original Post Date:  September 15, 2009)

A bucket list is a list of stuff you want to do before you kick the bucket.  For most folks, such a list would probably consist of trips they want to take, shenanigans they want to pull (climbing a huge mountain, skydiving even though they’re afraid of heights, etc), estranged family and friends they’d like to make amends with, and so forth.

We, however, are WoW players, and a huge chunk of our beloved Azeroth will be getting rocked.  Inspired by a handful of posts around WoW.com and the WoW Ladies LJ community, I decided to make my very own pre-Cataclysm bucket list – things I want to do before Azeroth as we know it kicks the bucket.

Without further ado, here is Shizukéra’s bucket list, in no particular order:

1.    Frostsaber mount!  I’ve wanted one of these for a long time, partially because it matches my hunter’s pet and partially because I think it is the most beautiful land mount in all of WoW.  Evil rep grind is evil, but that’s what friends are for!  :grabs Taldarion:

2.    Get my death knight (frost tank) to 80.  She’s 74 already, plus I’ve got my own pocket dps in the form of my guildie’s mage, so that’s looking very doable.  Also, Northrend elite mobs hit like little girls.  I’m just sayin’.

3.    Get my tree druid to 80?  Considering I’d like to take a bit of a break from leveling after Serreina hits 80 to get her some gear and complete the Frostsaber grind, this is very likely to not happen.  I’m sure I can get him to at least 70, though, especially since I have the best leveling buddy ever.  :grabs Taldarion again:

4.    Finish the World Explorer achievement.  I know this will be easier in Cataclysm when we can fly in Azeroth, but I want to earn that achievement in the Azeroth Shizu grew up in.

5.    Take screenshots.  Lots and lots of screenshots.  Ashenvale and Azshara especially.  :makes ragey face at Blizzard:  </3

6.    Get this blog really going, with regular updates and whatnot.  Seriously, Shizu, what the heck?  :thwaps self:

7.    Get a Silver Covenant hippogryph.  Considering how diligently I don’t do those quests – seriously, jousting, wtf Tirion – this will take a while.

8.    Get Ambassador and 50 mounts.  I’m currently at 30 mounts, exalted with Stormwind and Darnassus and well into revered with the Exodar, Ironforge, and Gnomeregan.  Those remaining mounts, plus a couple more gryphons or netherdrakes, should get me to 50.

9.    Get Crusader title?  That depends on how much I really want to work on Argent Crusade and Silver Covenant rep, I suppose.  I’m revered with the Argent Crusade – how that happened, I have no idea;  I didn’t think I did that many quests for them before the tournament came in – and Silver Covenant, I’m literally one quest away from revered.  Of course, Crusader Shizukéra would be really cool … :grabs Argent Crusade tabard, eyes instances and weird jousty stuff:

10.    Finish writing Serreina’s introductory story arc.  Also write some stuff dealing with her service in the Scourge;  I have ideas regarding both Acherus and pre-Acherus, at least one of which has the potential to be very creepy.

11.    Integrate Faisaal, Khiraa, and Syliah into my main storyline a bit more tightly.  They have an important place, I just suck at showing it.  :P

So, what’s on your bucket list?

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