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Who Needs a Hug?

Have you ever met a raid or instance boss that made you so sad, you just wanted to hug them?

I have.  I’ve met quite a few of them.  Like … a lot of them.  So I decided to make a list, because that is how I roll.

You can has Top 5:

5.  Patchwerk (Naxxramas)

Yes, I know he’s an undead, patched-together abomination who hits very hard and very fast and, you know, basically just tries to kill you because that’s what Kel’Thuzad told him to do.  But how can you not want to hug a guy who says things like “Patchwerk want to play~!” on aggro?  Really, he’s just a big ol’ undead teddy bear who has the misfortune of belonging to an evil lich with a thing for cats.

He was our raid quest this week.  We killed him, and then I hugged him.

4.  Illidan Stormrage (Black Temple)

Okay, so the guy’s gone around the twist and now is the variety of insane that requires killing.  That doesn’t mean he doesn’t need a hug.  After all, if he’d had more hugs as a child and hadn’t spent his lifetime playing second fiddle to his brother, he might not have gone around the twist.  Also, I’m a fangirl.

3.  Alexandros Mograine (Naxxramas, level 60).

I’ll be honest, I never got to see this guy when he was actually a raid boss, because I was still a lowbie when BC hit and I never made it to Naxx before Wrath (sadface).  But if you’ve read the Ashbringer comics, you know why I feel that this guy needs a hug.  For that matter, so does his son.  Darion, that is.  Well, I suppose Renault needs hugs too, but Renault also did a lot of things that made me want to punch him in the teeth.

By the way, if you ever meet someone with a Corrupted Ashbringer, you need, NEED to get them to take you to Scarlet Monastery to see the event there.  It’s very cool.

2.  Keristrasza (The Nexus)

Captured by Malygos after she killed his consort, horrifically abused, and finally driven to insanity … hers is a fairly tragic story, which ends with the player having to kill her in the Nexus.  The first time I killed her, all I could do was sit there and went ;_; at the screen.

Actually, I think I was the one needing a hug after that.  =(

1.  Sir Zeliek (Naxxramas)

If you hang out in Wintergarde Keep for a bit, you’ll hear Commander Eligor Dawnbringer describe Zeliek as “a paladin in life, so strong in his faith, that even in undeath, the power of the light still heeds his call, smiting his foes in battle.”  The catch is, while his body is forced to do Kel’Thuzad’s bidding, he didn’t turn evil or lose his sanity when he was Scourgified.  He still has control of his mind – meaning he’s fully aware of what he’s being forced to do but unable to stop it.  And he doesn’t like it at all.

The game doesn’t tell us anything else about Zeliek.  We don’t know how he died or how the Scourge managed to get him in their grip.  All we know is that his current existence is very, very rough (and, given what the Light tends to do to undead, probably very painful too).

Go to Naxx.  Give Zeliek a hug.

And that, my friends, is your random Shizu-post for the day!  *ta-da*

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Hey world, I’m still alive!

Unplanned three-month hiatus is coming to an end.  Or at least a middle.  No, definitely an end.

I PROMISE.

^^;

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Team Sparklepony

This is all I have to say about the sparklepony:

Respect.  He demands it.

P.S.  My April 1st post was indeed an April Fools joke.  I heart y’all.  <3

I would also like to add that my spacebar is sticking, because I may or may not have found a way to accidentally spill a drop or two of Hershey’s chocolate syrup in it.  *scrubs*

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An Important Announcement

Okay, you guys, I have an announcement to make:

I’m going Horde.

That’s right, y’all.  With my beloved Netherbane closing its doors, I decided it’s time to make a fresh start on the other side.  Maybe I’ll reroll, maybe I’ll just cheese it by transferring one of my 80s, idk.  We’ll have to see.

*sings*  Don’t cry for me, Stormwind City~!

:3

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The Great Beast Mastery Debate

Yeah, yeah.  I know this is supposed to be an RP blog, but sometimes I get all opinionated about stuff that isn’t RP-related.

Like … raiding with a beast mastery spec.

And not having a marksmanship or survival spec.

*waits for the boos and hisses to die down*

I know that BM is in bad shape.  I’ve been BM since level 10.  I leveled as BM, I raided as BM through all of BC, when it actually happened to be ~the~ spec for raiding.  I raided as BM in early Wrath, when Sartharion was hard and Ulduar was just a gleam in the developers’ eyes.  I stayed with the spec even after the great nerf of ’08, even though I suspected it was going to hurt and that, depending on my numbers, I might have to respec.

And then came my raiding guild’s first Sarth25-3D kill.

I’m just going to say this:  I was behind everyone in my guild in both gear and Wrath raiding experience, because it took me almost a month longer to hit 80 than it did the rest of them (I am a terrible solo leveler).  The night we got the kill, I was subbed in because one of the other hunters DC’d and couldn’t get back in.  It just so happened that a) that was the night we got our guild’s first Sarth25-3D kill and b) I happened to actually be alive at the end of the fight.  I was immensely proud, as I had a longstanding issue where I was always dead on first kills.  So I was all “SLDJKSDLKFJS HUZZAH!  XD”

And then I looked at the logs and saw that I had done a whopping 1500 dps, which put me below not only the tank, but at least one hunter healer as well.

I was horrified.  At that time, I was doing well over 3k dps on Patchwerk, which wasn’t too shabby considering my gear and the absence of anything over iLvl … 213, wasn’t it?  And that was with me still in a mostly Sunwell/BT/Hyjal epics.  So seeing those numbers on Sartharion, even knowing that a high-mobility, pet-destroying fight was going to kill my dps, was utterly devastating – yes, as silly as it is, I was in tears for two days.  What I saw as my own inability to perform, in addition to the fact that I couldn’t keep up the schedule anymore and I couldn’t tolerate having both my arachnophobia and my necrophobia triggered repeatedly on a regular basis, is what finally led me to quit progression raiding and transfer to Earthen Ring.

So why did I stay with the spec?

Well … I enjoy the spec.  I’ve been BM since level 10.  It’s been my spec for three years.  I don’t consider it the “easy” spec, but I will say that it’s become like that awesome pair of shoes that’s broken in just right:  it just feels good.  I love it!  I love it enough that I decided to stick with it in the Netherbane’s raids for two reasons:  to see whether the developers would see that they nerfed us too harshly (which, lo and behold, they did!), and to see what I could do with a spec that was considered bad.  (Sunwell raider, remember?  BM was beast in my day.)

I had to relearn the spec I’ve played and loved for 3 years from scratch, largely on my own due to the lack of resources currently available for BM hunters, and the immediate results of my ‘see what I can do’ efforts were … well, not good at first.    I outdps’d my guildies on ER largely because I had raid gear and they did not.  Then they caught up and I lagged behind.  Then I got angry – not because they were beating me, but because I like to try to kick my own butt on the meters and I knew I could do better than I was – so I made more changes to my spec, my pet’s spec, and my rotation, and you know what?  I caught up.  I figured out how to squeeze out as much dps as I could from my spec, then Blizz finally started to give back some of what the big nerf had taken away, and now?  I’m in T9, consistently matching – and often overcoming – equally geared, solidly skilled survival hunters.

For reference, my guild started raiding very late in the game, but we cleared Naxx and Sarth+0, we’ve done parts of Ulduar including a couple of annoying hardmodes (T9 geared), and we got our first normal-mode ToC-10 clear last Tuesday.  This week we took our first steps into ICC, where we two-shot Marrowgar, then got some really good attempts in on Lady Deathwhisper before a bad add spawn ate us for dinner.

And that’s not bad for an RP guild that raids once a week with really weird compositions. 

So what’s my point here?

Well, part of it is to /flex.  Not gonna lie.  ^^;  You see, I don’t consider myself an exceptional player by any means – somewhat above average, perhaps, as I should be at 3 years and with my experience, but not not world-class or even exceptional – but I managed to take my little-spec-that-couldn’t and managed to pull out some pretty respectable numbers from it.  Yes, I am proud of that.  If my raid leader asked me to respec – and now that we’re in ICC, I would understand if he asked me to – I would absolutely do it.  If I went to a dedicated progression raiding guild working on hardmodes, I’d do it.  But the fact that I’ve been able to do competitive dps with a gimp spec makes me feel surprisingly good.

And finding out that it’s actually normal for BM to be even with survival at least, that I’m not just doing well because the other hunters aren’t skilled, took a huge worry off my shoulders.  I rock.  The other hunters in my guild rock.  And that makes Shizu’s heart smile.  =)

The other point is this:  No one has the right to force any particular spec or playstyle on you.  If you’re in a guild competing for world or region or even server firsts, then yes, you’d better be prepared to switch to the top-performing spec.  It comes with the territory.  (Seriously, I know I’d get “GTFO”‘d if I tried to app to a high-end guild with my current spec.)  If you’re in a guild working on hardmodes, you’re not geared past it, and you need every bit of dps, you should be prepared to switch.  But if you’re in a casual guild, you’re progressing, your raid leader is satisfied with your performance, and you know you’re giving it your all and doing your job to the best of your ability and – most important of all – your raid is killing stuff?  Then yes, the spec is perfectly fine.

So.  Am I doing the absolute highest dps a hunter could do?  No.  Am I doing the best dps a BM hunter could do?  There are things I need to tweak in my current rotation, but given my gear, I believe I’m pretty darn close.  Is my raid leader happy with my performance?  He seems to be, and I’m pretty sure he’d let me know if I was sucking.  Is stuff dying?  Oh yes.

And for where I am, that’s good enough for me.

<3

Tirion sez: I AM VERY LARGE

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This Is My “DPS in PuGs” Post

*NOTE:  When reading this article, please keep the following in mind:  I have played a hunter for 3 years, at various levels in the casual/hardcore scale.  I have a tank alt who gets regular use, although I would not consider myself an expert by far.  I will address this issue mainly from the DPS/tank perspective as my healer is only 60 and I have no instance experience on him yet.  I’m also grumpier than usual due to the fact that the DC blizzard has kept me snowed in for 6 days now.  Snowpocalypse lol.  WTB [Sunshine], pst.

Guys, I have to say this.  I can’t keep quiet anymore.  I bite my tongue when it comes up in the WoW LJ communities (well, mostly).  I stayed mostly quiet through the “tanks and healers should get the biggest rewards” fiasco.  When I hear “DPS is a dime a dozen” “DPS is expendable” “LOL your queue time is long, have fun with that!” I just make a face and think about kittens and my ability to hit 4k+ dps in heroics as the gimp hunter spec in triumph emblem gear without pulling aggro and that lifts my spirits.

Usually.

But now, my friends, I have annoyance.  You see, I read today’s guest post on WoW.com and my teeth began to grind.  Why?  Well, there are several reasons.

First of all, DPS aren’t expendable!  We aren’t a dime a dozen!  People who play DPS are all over the place, sure.  DPS classes are everywhere.  That’s why our queue is so long, ‘cuz there are so many of us!  But GOOD DPS, who control aggro and take a hit for the healer when they need to and still pull numbers that would make an IRS accountant stand up and go “Holy crap, that’s a lot of zeroes!” – they’re a little harder to come by, and they’re as valuable to a successful team as the harder-to-find tanks and healers.  With that said, it’s from that perspective – the perspective of a good, experienced, considerate DPS player – that I’m writing this article.

THE MAIN STUFF:

Please don’t misunderstand me – it’s not that it’s a bad article, and I’m not attempting to belittle what tanks and healers do.  I have a tanking alt, so I have some idea of how hard that role, at least, can be (my healer still needs leveling, sadly).  The article also contains a lot of excellent advice for any pugger, which is why you should all go read it!  But it also makes several assertions that make me frown a little.

“This [aggro] becomes challenging when the tank you’re with is relative newbie in the grand scheme of things. Maybe they’ve just recently hit 80, or raiding 10-man Naxx is the highest they’d ever like to go. Either way, if you’re pulling aggro, it’s not the tank’s failing. It’s yours. (Yes, even if the tank happens to be a Death Knight.)”

If you, the DPSer, are being an idiot, going balls-to-the-wall when you outgear the tank by like 1000 gearscore points, or when you can SEE that he’s in Naxx gear and you’re in T9/T10?  Well, yes, that is absolutely you being an inconsiderate derfwad, and if you’re being an inconsiderate derfwad you can’t complain when you end up watching the fight from your cozy spot on the floor. Check the tank’s gear at the start of the instance and adjust accordingly if you outgear him.

But if you’re ramping down your dps, using your aggro dumps every cooldown, and you’re still pulling aggro?  That’s not all the DPS, that is a shared issue.  There’s only so much a still-learning tank can do when the DPS is all WOO-HOO BIG SHINY NUMBERS!  Likewise, there’s only so much we can do to compensate for a new, inexperienced, or undergeared  tank.  The tank bears responsibility for going in a bit over their head, just as an inconsiderate DPSer bears responsibility when they don’t do what they need to do to make the tank’s job easier.  Please don’t tell me it’s my fault for pulling aggro when I’ve done everything I can possibly do to de-aggro (and keep in mind, feign can be resisted and Shadowmeld doesn’t always work).

And if you’re equally geared, and your autoshot pulls aggro even after you’ve just done your MD/FD/Shadowmeld aggro drop trifecta?  I’ve had this happen to me, and I can honestly say that it’s not my fault.

Moral of the story:  Yes, DPS can be silly about numbers.  We like big numbers.  That’s how we keep our raid spots!  But every now and then tanks do lose aggro, and it isn’t always our fault.

“Odds are, three out of five, actually, it’s DPS exhibiting bad behavior the majority of the time it occurs. Remember, you probably spent anywhere from 12 to 40 minutes during peak times waiting to even set foot in the dungeon. You certainly don’t have to be a saint, but it’s definitely in your best interests to behave yourself.”

If real life followed pure statistics 100% of the time, sure.  And yes, I do realize that most of the player base is DPS, which increases the likelihood of running into a bad or asshattish DPS.  But we are far from having the monopoly on rudeness.  I can think of several tanks I’ve run with over the course of my 3-year WoW career, from my lowbie days in vanilla to my first heroics in BC to the ICC heroics, who were so stupendously unpleasant that they had me near tears, terrified that I’d make a mistake and get ripped a new one for it.  I’ve met obnoxious DPS too, but somehow it’s more horrifying when the tank is the one being a turd.

It’s even worse when your crime is simply being inexperienced, or just doing what humans sometimes do and making a mistake.

Tanks and healers, please, PLEASE treat the rest of your team well.  We DPS players are doing what we can to make your experience smooth and pleasant;  please respect our time and effort and do the same for us.

“People typically appreciate constructive criticism, but offer to provide it first — in private. Bring some etiquette to the fight along with your buff food. Your temporary team will greatly appreciate it; even if they don’t say so.”

This is good, solid advice, but it applies to the whole team, not just DPS.  Again, why are we emphasizing the DPSers’ need to be polite and non-trollish?  As I said before, it feels just as bad to be reamed by a tank (or a healer, for that matter) as it does by a DPS.

So, if you see me, your friendly neighborhood beast mastery hunter, doing something stupid?  Tell me so I can fix it.  All I ask is that you not be an ass when you point it out.  Just say something like, “Hey, Shiz, I’m having some trouble here, could you do/stop doing (insert thing here)?”  I don’t mind being told I’m doing something wrong;  as a writer, as someone who is learning to draw, I’m used to criticism.  What I do mind is being yelled at and made to feel like an idiot for making a simple mistake (because yes, I am painfully aware that even with my Twilight Vanquisher title, I still suck at Heigan’s dance of death).

Respect your tank.  Respect your healer.  Respect your DPS.  We’re all in this together, yes?  Be kind to your group members, regardless of their role.  Who knows, you might run into them in LFG again.  Would you rather be remembered as a good person who was encouraging and a pleasure to work with, or as a raging loon who had your group wanting to reach through the internuts to throttle you for the entire run?

“Situational awareness. Say it with us now — situational awareness.”

Again, this goes for everyone.  I’ve seen tanks, healers, and DPS alike die to void zones, lava walls, blizzards, flamestrikes, and other Bad Stuff.  Just as DPS don’t have the monopoly on rudeness, we also don’t have the monopoly on tunnel vision, escaping one just to have another spawn under us (I hated Illidari Council – the Super Bowl of Not Standing in Stuff  – and Sarth+3 for that crap, btw), or just getting overwhelmed by the information on our screens and missing something (i.e., noobing it up).  I would even venture to say that situational awareness is even more important for the tanks and healers than it is for the DPS – enrage timers aside, you can win a fight with a DPS down, or one or two, or a handful, if you’re in a raid.  If you lose the tank or healer?  Unless the gods of the WoW universe happen to smile upon you and grant you a miracle, your group is most assuredly toast.

“Consider holding off on sharding those old tier pieces. Rocking those instead of your shiny new duds will help make the experience a much more enjoyable one for all. This also has the added benefit of keeping these ‘old’ encounters interesting, and further allows you to perfect the strategy of your class. Already sharded your old stuff? Roll greed on suitable lower-level replacements. Having a quality lower level set does a DPS good, and the in-game equipment manager makes it a breeze.”

I can see the point here, but I have mixed feelings.  I’m a hunter, y’all.  At no point in my WoW career have I ever had to keep a second set of gear.  Even when I was raiding Sunwell and shooting sharp pointy sticks at Kil’jaeden with one of the top 10 guilds on my server, I never needed or even considered building a second set.  Why?  Because I knew how to control my aggro.  Sure, I’d remove bits if I was running with much lower-geared friends – I’ve been known to remove my pants for friends who have new, undergeared tanks – but in a heroic or raid?  It’s not going to happen, not because I’m a jerk who wants to make it harder for the tanks and healers, but because I just don’t have the stuff.

Plus, a GOOD DPSer shouldn’t need to downgrade anyway.  Half the fun of playing a pure DPS class is seeing how high your numbers can go before aggro is an issue, and please trust me when I say this:  We are in heroic/raid gear.  We have been doing this for a while.  We know how to do this.

Tanks, healers, we put our lives in your hands.  We trust you.  Please trust us too.  I do realize and acknowledge that at this point in the game, many of us are so used to running with ubergeared guildies that we don’t realize we’re making your job hard. If we’re going at it too hard and you need us to back off, ask us! But if we’re doing our job and not pulling aggro, please trust us as we trust you.

“Take the time to learn what stats you should stack, why, and how they benefit you. Completely understand the mechanics of every single spell in your spellbook. Once you have this knowledge, you’ll be able to effectively apply it.”

Again, that applies to tanks and healers just as it applies to us.  Intellect doesn’t help a warrior.  Defense doesn’t help a tree.  MP5 doesn’t help … okay, I’ll admit it, my healer is only 60 and I am not sure who MP5 doesn’t help.    The point is, there are horror stories involving pretty much every class and role rolling on gear that is COMPLETELY wrong and bad for them.  As I’ve already stated, DPS does not have the monopoly on this.  We simply have the most visibility because we make up the biggest part of any party or raid.

IN SUMMARY:

Yes, there are bad DPS out there.  I’ve run with the ones who made me cry because they couldn’t break 1k dps and were wearing gear that was totally wrong for their class and spec.  I’ve met a few rude ones.  But it’s not just DPS that do this – we simply have greater visibility when we mess up or when we’re arrogant arsehelms because there are so many more of us than there are tanks and healers.  But you know what?  It’s a group.  It’s going to take all 5/10/25 of us working together to get through the stuff those crazy Blizz developers throw at us.  So instead of singling out one role for yet another lesson on manners, please respect each other.  Treat your group the way you want them to treat you.

tl;dr:

Don’t be a dickwad.

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New Year’s Stuff

Yeah, yeah, I know I’m late.  Story of my life. 

Anyway, here are the things I want to do in the new year, in no particular order, both in WoW and in real life:

~  Update this thing weekly, with either art or writing or some sort of blathering.  You wouldn’t think that would be difficult, but apparently it is.  Durp durp.

~  Write more.

~  Draw more.  Maybe learn to draw well enough to outgrow my Intuos and upgrade to a Cintiq?  Maybe even try my hand at comics if I get to the point where I can draw a single piece in less than three weeks’ time, because it’d be a fun way to convey the stories in my head the way I see them.  Which reminds me, here’s my most recent shot of Shizu – ignore the minty green background;  I got tired of the blinding white back there, and also lol at only getting her kilt detail done in like two hours.  Speed comes with practice, right??

~  Be less of a chickenwuss about tanking.  I’m not great at it, but I’m not terrible either;  I just need more practice.

~  Finish leveling my tree druid.  I bet I could level him through LFG now, but that’s scary territory for a role I don’t know.

~  Exercise more, snack less (or snack healthier), drink less soda, etc.  All the standard stuff.

~  Be more outgoing.  Figure out how to become someone people want to know.  I get very annoyed with my constant anonymity and the issues that come with it.  I’m sick of sitting in the background.  I want to be noticed, dammit!

~  Be less of a chickenwuss in general.

~  Stop being my own worst enemy.  I’m horribly critical of myself and I think I scare myself away from trying new things, or even doing old things, because I’m so convinced that I’m full of fail and suck.  I need to stop this, although admittedly it may require the assistance of a therapist or something.

~  Take the JLPT test?  I know most of the level 4 kanji, and learning the kanji is half the battle when you’re learning Japanese, so I could probably take it and do well with another course or two under my belt.

~  Take an art class or two.  Figure drawing would be awesome, but I may need a little more basic stuff before I tackle that.

Long list is long.  I’d better get to work!

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Where Has Shizu Been? :O

I thought about titling this post “Why does Shizu suck?” but that seemed harsh, even for me.  ;P

Anyway, why have I not updated lately, you ask (or maybe not, but I’m going to tell you anyway)?  For one thing, Serreina’s Light’s Hope Chapel piece – the one with the preview in my previous post – has kind of taken on a life of its own, like a wild flailing psychotic thing.  So I need to figure out exactly what I want to do with it before I finish it.  It happens to me a lot.  You’d think I would have more control over events that occur in my head, but you would be wrong.

Also, I’ve been working on …

THIS!!

I don’t consider myself an artist, really, but since I’ve had a bug up my bum about drawing and decided that I should put goals related to drawing on my to-do list for the next year, I thought I’d pick it up again and try to actually get good at it.  I have a request pending after I finish Shizu and another artbunny as well (an artbunny is, of course, like a plotbunny but for art), so I should get a lot of practice at it in the coming weeks. 

I also wish I’d made the preview piece bigger, because I’m proud of the inking.

But I will get that Light’s Hope piece posted, because I think it kind of rocks.  It just needs direction.

P.S.  I fell on my butt at the ice rink today.  I bruised my tailbone and the palm of my hand at the base of my left index finger.  This isn’t related to writing or drawing in any way, unless you count the fact that I am left-handed and the bruise is right there, but I thought you’d like to know.

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Here, have a preview!

Good news, everyone!  A bad round of depression rendered me useless on the creative front for nearly three weeks, but now I can channel a certain death knight very effectively!  So here’s a look at what I’ve been working on – the battle of Light’s Hope Chapel, through the eyes of Serreina Nightfury.  The full piece will be up soon(tm).

I hope.  =P

This is a rough draft and it’s only a small part of the full story, but comments and the like are, as always, both welcome and appreciated.

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It is time.

New Avalon is a smoldering ruin, laid to waste at the command of the Lich King.  The Scarlet Crusade is all but gone;  the few who survived the siege have fled to Northrend.  They are not important.  They will be dealt with soon enough.

Our target now is Light’s Hope Chapel, the Argent Dawn’s tiny foothold in these plagued lands.  Why they insist on staying, I do not know, but that too is irrelevant.  They will not remain much longer.  They are outnumbered.  We are protected by the Lich King himself.  They will be destroyed as completely as the Scarlet Crusade has been.

The chapel will fall.  The Argent Dawn will fall.

Our king commands it.

—

I stood at the top of the rise with my fellow knights, my runeblade in one hand, my charger’s reins held loosely in the other.  The chapel was easily visible from where I stood;  in fact, I could see the enemy forces scurrying about, attempting to prepare for the assault.

There were ten thousand of us and only a few hundred of them.  They would fight admirably, I was sure, but this would be a slaughter.  And yet …

“Strange creatures, the living,” a familiar voice remarked.  “Even in the face of certain defeat, they insist on fighting.”

“In fighting, they condemn themselves to the very fate they fought so hard to avoid.”

“And that, my sister, is what we call irony.”

I turned to the death knight beside me.  With hair a shade of pink so vibrant it practically glowed in the dark and a slight smattering of freckles that even undeath and the scourging process couldn’t erase, Syliah often found herself standing before startled foes rather than frightened ones, but their surprise never worked in their favor.  She killed them anyway.

“You call it irony, I call it justice.”

Syliah started to speak, but another, more powerful voice cut through the air:

“Soldiers of the Scourge, death knights of Acherus, minions of the darkness:  hear the call of the highlord!  Rise!”

I watched as an army of ghouls rose from the earth to join the forces already assembled, wondering idly what sort of oratory training Highlord Mograine might have received in life.  Not that it really mattered – we, the death knights of Acherus, would have willingly followed these particular orders no matter who led us.  We were the faithful soldiers of the Lich King;  we did whatever he wished us to do.  Still, if one were feeling bold, one might be tempted to say the Lich King lacked a certain spark, which Mograine happened to possess in large quantities.  He did not simply command;  he inspired.  There was strength in his words.

“The skies turn red with the blood of the fallen!  The Lich King watches over us, minions!”  Mograine raised his sword, the infamous Ashbringer, and pointed it toward the chapel.  “Onward!  Leave only ashes and misery in your destructive wake!”

The army surged forward, and the battle was joined.

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BlizzCon is WHERE?

According to this article on WoW.com, Blizz has decided to hold BlizzCon 2010 in Las Vegas.

In July.

BlizzCon in Vegas … in July.

AAAHHHHHHHHH 100+ DEGREES.  What were you thinking, Blizzard?

And yet, I still may go.  Maybe.  After all, there are Twitterati to meet!

/pointlesspost off

Edit, 11.13.09:  This appears to have been debunked.  Whew!  Don’t get me wrong, Vegas is pretty awesome, but not in July.